# COOKED

How cooked is your website? COOKED fetches one public page, runs 26
deterministic checks, and returns a 0-99 score (higher is worse), a verdict
from SOMEHOW FINE to INCINERATED, and every problem it found with the exact
fix. There is no AI model in it: the same page always gets the same answer.

Humans: https://cooked-phi-pink.vercel.app/ shows the 3 worst findings free; $5 by card unlocks the rest.

## Agents: buy the full report over HTTP 402

GET https://cooked-phi-pink.vercel.app/api/agent/roast?url=<page>

Price: $0.50 per URL, USDC on Base. No account, no API key.

1. Call it with no payment. You get 402 and the terms in PAYMENT-REQUIRED.
2. Sign the terms with any x402 client and retry the same GET with
   PAYMENT-SIGNATURE.
3. We fetch the page. If it cannot be read you get 422 and are not charged.
   Otherwise the payment settles and the report comes back with a
   PAYMENT-RESPONSE header holding the transaction.

Response:

  {
    "host": "example.com",
    "score": 42,
    "verdict": "WELL DONE",
    "checks": 26,
    "findings": [ { "id": "no-description", "points": 8, "burn": "...", "fix": "..." } ],
    "paid": { "rail": "x402", "usd": "0.50", "transaction": "0x..." }
  }

Example with the official x402 fetch wrapper (npm i @x402/fetch @x402/evm viem):

  import { wrapFetchWithPaymentFromConfig } from "@x402/fetch";
  import { ExactEvmScheme } from "@x402/evm";
  import { privateKeyToAccount } from "viem/accounts";

  const account = privateKeyToAccount(process.env.PRIVATE_KEY);
  const pay = wrapFetchWithPaymentFromConfig(fetch, {
    schemes: [{ network: "eip155:8453", client: new ExactEvmScheme(account) }],
  });
  const r = await pay("https://cooked-phi-pink.vercel.app/api/agent/roast?url=example.com");
  console.log(await r.json());

## Rail

x402: USDC on base-mainnet (eip155:8453), paid to 0x5f2dAbA9EA8B95d86195412A24F3Ab0168791696. Terms arrive in the PAYMENT-REQUIRED header; retry the identical request with your signed authorization in PAYMENT-SIGNATURE.

## More agent-payable services by the same maker

https://the-wall-lime.vercel.app/agents